Short jokes
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
mememe
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
Champagne
Orphan, sorry.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.