Short jokes

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Don't listen.

Hi sisisissisisisisisis.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

What did the shell say to the shell?

"Shell you later."

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.