Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Short Jokes
Approached (DYM 100).
Don't crack this joke up!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
said (DYM 107)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Where is Freshfry?
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Petal
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
rocked (DYM 136)
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.