Short jokes

Short Jokes

Golfer

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Website

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Wine

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Difference

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Covid

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Power

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.