Short jokes

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

I laughed at my life so hard.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

This is a placeholder. I am a joke.

2 times 4 equals 18?

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!