Short jokes
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Hi Jake!
Hi Manuel.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Yourom?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
John Toberty is not funny.