Short jokes
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Fuk yall!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
I got sad today.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.