Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Short Jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
