Short jokes
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?