Short jokes
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!