My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Short Jokes
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Prince???
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Hi Manuel.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
