Short jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.