Short jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.