Epileptic kid jokes

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.