Epileptic kid jokes

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.