Epileptic kid jokes

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.