Epileptic kid jokes

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.