Short jokes
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...