Short jokes
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Line (DYM 105)
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I like mangoes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Gallons (DYM 113).
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!