Short jokes
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
You are a joke.
Why though?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.