What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Short Jokes
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Deez nuts!
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
