Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.