Short jokes

Short jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

People

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

Disappointment

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

Math

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Goy

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Church

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

Murder

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Unemployment

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.