She said no, so I raped her.
Short Jokes
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
I'm gay, lol.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
I like strippers on me.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Baller.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Alya is so retarded.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
