Short jokes

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Someone stole my balls :(

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL