Short jokes
Kobe got irl canceled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
She really wanted a boner.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.