Short jokes
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.