Short jokes
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
They are hairy.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!