Short jokes
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
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Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.