What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Well im off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
What do you get if you talk to a down syndrome face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
i'm so lonely, even the alphabet says 'HI'.. 'JK'
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Spell IOUT no space
What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
