Short jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.