Short Jokes

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.

I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."