My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
