Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Man

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

Message

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Wall

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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  • Punishment

    What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

    She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Cheese grater

    I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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  • People

    I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

    Grandma

    Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

    Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

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  • Car

    Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

    Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

    At least one does something when it is triggered.

    Nude

    When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

    Charity

    I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Self

    I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

    Occupation

    A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

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