Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!