Short jokes

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.