Short jokes

Short Jokes

Rave

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Family

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Grandpa

    I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Soda

    I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

    Crisis

    What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

    Water Bill

    My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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  • Atom

    An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Cheat

    How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

    Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Trampoline

    Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

    Dad

    My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

    Vasectomy

    I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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