What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!