Short jokes
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.