Short jokes
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.