Short jokes
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.