Short jokes
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.