Short jokes
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Gigachad.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.