Short jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
You look easy to draw.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"