Short jokes
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
vgvgvgh.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.