Short jokes
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
You smell!
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What kind of band never plays music?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"