Short jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Bruh, don't be punny.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.