Short jokes
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.