Short jokes
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.