Short jokes
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Daryll
Why donβt Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get βAβs.β
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.