Short jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.