Short jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.