Short jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?