Short jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Trump, must I say more?
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
My name is Jeff.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.