Short jokes
Kill yourself!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
What is a "dad?"
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Cameron and Pav.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.