Short jokes
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
This page.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!