Short jokes
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How do you poop?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"