Short jokes
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Geology rocks!
pussi
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Lol.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"