Short jokes
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
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Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
This isn't a joke.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.