Short jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.