What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Short Jokes
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Fuck off!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
York High School is the best school ever!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
My friends.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Super Boy from Korea.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
