Short jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
He's dead now.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.