Short jokes
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Sayo-nara.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.