Short jokes
Myles Parfitt ;/
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.