Short jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...