Short jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.