Short jokes
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.