Short jokes
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.