Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Short Jokes
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Kevin McClean
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
