Short jokes
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I'm fucking retarded.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.