Short jokes

Short Jokes

Sole

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

Donald Trump

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

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  • Seizure

    What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

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  • Sayori

    DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

    And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

    On the floor.

    And died.

    The end.

    Circus

    Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

    Person 2: No.

    Person 1: It was in-tents.

    Light Bulb

    How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

    Man

    A man opened a snail farm.

    He said that it is a slow-moving business.

    Heaven

    I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

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