Short jokes
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
The morbid jokes on this site.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.