Short jokes
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Yeetus.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Ali-A
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.