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Short jokes

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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    • *bowl of dark grapes*

    Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

    Friend 2: Black? Good one.

    Friend 1: 21 at a time.

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    • The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

    Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

    If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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    • Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

    Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

    With a poke-poke here,

    And a poke-poke there,

    Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!