Short jokes
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Get noob.
Sam Mensah!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Mushroom.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you breathe.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I give homework.