A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Short Jokes
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Cereal.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Habit.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is yellow?
