Short jokes

What do squats eat? Numbers.

😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?

He ran at a stomp light!

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

You're a fat poop poop!

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.