Short jokes
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
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What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Screw you, ableists!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Beatles
Are cool.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.