Short jokes
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My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
S, ss, slalom. A.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Oliver
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Me so horny! Me so horny!