Short jokes
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-