Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Short Jokes
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Games
I like school.
I miss school so much.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
