Short jokes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
When I mist, I miss.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
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In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.