Short jokes
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
choi soobin loml
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Screw you, ableists!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Beatles
Are cool.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.