Porn.
Short Jokes
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Fart <3
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
