Short jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)