Short jokes
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Heyy.