Short jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Your nan is gay.
din mamma