Short jokes
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I have the best joke:
"You."
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.