Short jokes
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Penny.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
All y'all weird af.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.