Short jokes

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

hiiii

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

XtM

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

First (DYM 68).

Cause I am Batman!

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Eli and amelia