Short jokes
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Like (DYM 82).
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.