Short jokes

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

Alya is so retarded.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My name is Martha.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.