Short jokes

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?

Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Jeans! (DYM 98)

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.