Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Short Jokes
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
