Short jokes
Two (DYM 112)
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Dude, I lied.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I see you.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.
I like chips.
I'm pregnant.
Hoe?
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Midget