Short jokes
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Minivan (DYM 138).
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Kroll es heterosexual.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
rocked (DYM 136)
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.