Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Short Jokes
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
You look as fat as a pig.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
