Short jokes
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Being mean.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
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Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
You're an alcoholic!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)